MeatMaster's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windows Doors]

Still the best flash Windows simulator on this site

[FRANKLIN’S BOUNTY DEMO]

It took me 7 years to start playing the game, but when I did, it was pretty good

[Human Hunters]

This game satisfied my violence fetish

[Circumcize Mario]

All of your games make me want to commit virtual suicide

[Xiao Xiao 9]

I used to feel tortured as a kid by this game because I couldn't beat it until I was older. I know it was made over 20 years ago, but to this day I still find it extremely frustrating because I came back and played it again.

The enemies' life bars are way too long and you'll end up getting stuck as they all gang up on you. The one way to escape (the spin kick) takes your health away.

Your main attack is so terrible and weak that sometimes I'll wait for the enemies to get stuck behind a wall and moonwalk away from me before I even attempt to hit them. If you tap your attack key slowly in rhythm you can just keep doing the main punch instead of knocking the enemy down and waiting for his slow ass to get back up.

Also, don't even get me started on the boss fight at the end, it's ridiculous. The guy has 4 health bars, and auto-attacks you if you step too close to him. There's no challenge in being beat to death automatically. I find that using the jump kick over and over and over again to beat him works, but it takes like 20 years off your life.

At least the game was always gracious enough to let you have 10 lives.

[Dummy Never Fails]

This is the dummy shooting game of all time

[IceScape 2]

I used to play this as a kid a lot. I'm glad it's still around.

[The Gun Game]

I used to play this on freewebarcade and still love it.

Some of the skill challenges are unable to be beat now though because the boxes fall off the screen

[TOM FULP DRESSUP]

ha ha ha! silly tom! you're wearing a sweater at the beach!!

MKMaffo responds:

what if its a beach...during winter time!

[The YTP Soundboard]

Well before you rate this comment down....

i was clicking around randomly, and then it said "A meatball PENGAS"